Hi, I’m Sam.

Complicated wife. Protective eldest sister. Grieving daughter. Roommate to two elderly cats. Medical Assistant by day, couch potato by night.

Aggravated every time I have to scroll too long to find my birth year on websites. Hater of traffic, annoying neighbors and the grocery store. Slow drivers and cauliflower posing as carbs infuriate me. True believer that trauma made me funny. 

Life isn’t easy and Im here to bitch about it.

Buckle up.